Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
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Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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