This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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