very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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