I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
this just has baby written all over it
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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