why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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