took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
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You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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