Its about making memories worth repressing
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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