I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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