i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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