just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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