we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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