Capitaan dildo arrescate!
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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