Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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