I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
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Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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