You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
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Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
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At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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