So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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