She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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