it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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