he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
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How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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