from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Randomize
