oh god the rape fog is back!
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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