i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
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It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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