It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
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I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
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Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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