I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
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you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
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4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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