Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Randomize
