how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
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he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
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