Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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