Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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