Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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