Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
what is it with giant penises always finding me
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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