All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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