I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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