She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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