Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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