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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you

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  Those had pot in them

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  And good luck on your interview asshole

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.

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• (631): View more from New York

  if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw

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• (718): View more from New York

  I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.

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