I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
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can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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