See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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