So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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