I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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