I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
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How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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