Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
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i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize