i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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