we have officially mastered the walk of shame
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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