if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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