Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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