My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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