did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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