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actually, I'm a sock model
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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