So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
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Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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