Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
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So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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