Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
