How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
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It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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