I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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