how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
is wine microwaveable?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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