they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
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Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
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I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize