Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
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The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
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