i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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